Differnt ways to Shower....

How To Shower Like a Woman:
>>Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
>>Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.If you see husband alongthe way, cover up any exposed areas.
>>Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to domore sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
>>Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone.
>>Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 addedvitamins.
>>Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>>Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit.
>>Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes untilred.
>>Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
>>Rinse conditioner off hair.
>>Shave armpits and legs.>>Turn off shower.
>>Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>>Spray mold spots with Tilex.
>>Get out of shower and stand on bath mat.
>>Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>>Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>>Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
>>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man:
>>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them ina>pile.
>>Walk naked to the bathroom.
>>If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo' sound.
>>Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
>>Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
>>Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
>>Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
>>Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
>>Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>>Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
>>Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.
>>Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bath mat.
>>Dry off forearms and butt only.
>>Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tubthe whole time.
>>Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off.
>>Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
>>Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
>>If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo' sound again.
>>Throw wet towel on bed.
>>>If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behindthis, there is something so very wrong with you.

>>Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!!

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